Small Admissions, by Amy Poeppel*****

smalladmissionsI received an advance readerโ€™s copy of this darkly amusing novel from Net Galley and Atria Books. Itโ€™s funny as hell, and even more amusing to teachers, school counselors, and others that have dealt with high maintenance parents and the aura of entitlement they carry with them. I rate this title 4.5 stars and round upward. ย It comes out December 27, 2016, just in time to chase away your post-holiday depression.

I sat on this book for more than three months, which is a rare thing for me.ย  I kept starting it, not liking it, and deciding to set it aside and look again with fresh eyes later. Finally November came, and I realized the book was not going to change; Iโ€™d given my word to the publisher Iโ€™d review it; it was time to suck it up and get the job done. And this is a little ironic all by itself, since thatโ€™s the position in which our protagonist found herself, but more on that in a minute.

The issue with the first part of the book is that it reads like a very lengthy introduction, steeped in character introduction and overlong inner narrative. After I had readโ€”and lovedโ€”the rest of the book, I went back and reread that 15%. Was it just me? What was wrong with it? And once I had read the book and become familiar with all of the characters, it seemed perfectly fine. In fact, it seemed a lot like the voice-over at the beginning of a movie. Then I read the authorโ€™s biography, and discovered that this novel was first written as a play.

Suddenly, it all made sense.

Our protagonist is Kate, and sheโ€™s come undone. Her French boyfriend has dumped her:

โ€œWhen heโ€™d encouraged Kate to follow her heart, he hadnโ€™t meant she should follow it to Paris.โ€

Meanwhile, upon departure sheโ€™s left her position at NYU. ย She was studying anthropology, and now she isnโ€™t, and her family doesnโ€™t know what to do about it. Enter Angela, her sister, who moves heaven and Earth in order to get Kateโ€™s life going again; once Kateโ€™s out of the woods, Angela canโ€™t stop maneuvering and controlling. Sheโ€™s good at being a white knight, and she canโ€™t give it up. We have Vicki and Chloe, her friends from college, and the old boyfriend from France lurking offstage.

The fun commences when Kate gets a job in the admissions department of a small, private secondary school. Sheโ€™s misrepresented her skill set to get it, but sheโ€™s determined to give it a try:

โ€œKate viewed Hudson Day as an unknown culture that required her exploration.โ€

Itโ€™s time to start interviewing and selecting students, managing interviews with demanding, sometimes aggressive parents. Iโ€™ve taught honors students in a public secondary school, and I thought my experience took fortitude; Kateโ€™s experience was similar to my own, but on steroids.

There are hilariously dysfunctional parents, kids whose folks donโ€™t have a clue what they can do and what they canโ€™t, and in the midst of it all, relationships among Kateโ€™s nearest and dearest become unstuck and reconfigured in ways that mirror those Kate works with, and even Kate herself. I canโ€™t tell you anymore, because it would ruin it for you, but this snarky romp is not to be missed. Itโ€™s cunning, wickedly bold humor at its finest.